Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories

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Welcome to our collection of jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will find them humorous.

On this website you will find American jokes, British jokes, childrens jokes, humorous insults, knock knock jokes, joke questions, your mama jokes and much more.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Friday, September 21st, 2018

"Surely you're not going to drive that car," said the policeman, advancing on the motorist who had just staggered out of a bar.
"Well, offisher, do you think I'm in any condition to walk?"

Here are some random jokes

Drunks

Drunks

I have a drinking problem: 2 hands and only one mouth.

From the ''Drunks'' jokes category
Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Europe to no good.

From the ''Knock Knock'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
Dogs

Dogs

Why did the boy call his dog sandwich
Because it was half-bred.

From the ''Dogs'' subcategory of the ''Animals'' jokes category
Change A Lightbulb

Change A Lightbulb

How many fatalists does it take to change in a light bulb?
What does it matter, we're all gonna die anyway.

From the ''Change A Lightbulb'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
What Did

What Did

What did the electrician's wife say to her husband when he did not come home from work on time?
Wire you insulate?

From the ''What Did'' subcategory of the ''Questions'' jokes category
Banks

Banks

Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend?
He lost interest.

From the ''Banks'' subcategory of the ''Money and Finance'' jokes category
British Humour

British Humour

'Why are you so angry?' 'Because it's all the rage.'

From the ''British Humour'' subcategory of the ''People'' jokes category
British Humour

British Humour

Tourist: Is this Piccadilly Circus?
Policeman: Yes it is.
Tourist: What time does it start?

From the ''British Humour'' subcategory of the ''People'' jokes category
Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy what I saw?

From the ''Knock Knock'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category