Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories

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Welcome to our collection of jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will find them humorous.

On this website you will find American jokes, British jokes, childrens jokes, humorous insults, knock knock jokes, joke questions, your mama jokes and much more.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Saturday, April 21st, 2018

What did one horse say to the other?
I don't remember your face, but your mane is familiar.

Here are some random jokes

What Do You

What Do You

What do you call a vicar on a motorbike?
Rev.

From the ''What Do You'' subcategory of the ''Questions'' jokes category
British Humour

British Humour

Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer in the local brewery?
He came to a bitter end.

From the ''British Humour'' subcategory of the ''People'' jokes category
Girlfriends

Girlfriends

Brian: My girlfriend likes to be tickled under the chin.
William: Which one?

From the ''Girlfriends'' subcategory of the ''Dating'' jokes category
Police

Police

How many police officers does it take to break an egg?
None, it ''fell down the stairs''.

From the ''Police'' subcategory of the ''Law'' jokes category
Did You Hear About

Did You Hear About

Did you hear about the hyena that swallowed a beef cube?
He made a laughing stock of himself.

From the ''Did You Hear About'' subcategory of the ''Questions'' jokes category
Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back I'm about to sneeze.

From the ''Knock Knock'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
Your Mama

Your Mama

Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!

From the ''Your Mama'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
Women Drivers

Women Drivers

Fred: Has you wife learned to drive yet?
Joe: Only in an advisory capacity.

From the ''Women Drivers'' subcategory of the ''Women'' jokes category
Bees

Bees

Which bee is good for your health?
Vitamin bee.

From the ''Bees'' subcategory of the ''Animals'' jokes category