Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories

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Welcome to our collection of jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will find them humorous.

On this website you will find American jokes, British jokes, childrens jokes, humorous insults, knock knock jokes, joke questions, your mama jokes and much more.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Wednesday, June 20th, 2018

Did you hear about the man who stole some rhubarb?
He was put into custardy.

Here are some random jokes

Vampires

Vampires

When a vampire is working in an office why does he wish it was 11 o'clock?
Because that's when he has his coffin break.

From the ''Vampires'' subcategory of the ''Monster'' jokes category
Scottish

Scottish

Jock was once run over by a brewery lorry. It was the first time in his life that the drinks were on him.

From the ''Scottish'' subcategory of the ''People'' jokes category
Christmas

Christmas

Where would you go if you wanted to learn to be an elf?
To Santa Class.

From the ''Christmas'' subcategory of the ''Holidays and Vacations'' jokes category
Cannibals

Cannibals

Why was the cannibal fired from his job?
Because he kept buttering up his boss.

From the ''Cannibals'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
Police

Police

What do you call a crow that joins the police?
A rookie.

From the ''Police'' subcategory of the ''Law'' jokes category
Witches

Witches

What happened to the witch who misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.

From the ''Witches'' subcategory of the ''Monster'' jokes category
Elephants

Elephants

Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?

From the ''Elephants'' subcategory of the ''Animals'' jokes category
Elephants

Elephants

What do you get if you take an elephant into work?
Sole use of the lift.

From the ''Elephants'' subcategory of the ''Animals'' jokes category
Christmas

Christmas

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fanta. Fanta who?
Fanta Claus.

From the ''Christmas'' subcategory of the ''Holidays and Vacations'' jokes category