Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories

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Welcome to our collection of jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will find them humorous.

On this website you will find American jokes, British jokes, childrens jokes, humorous insults, knock knock jokes, joke questions, your mama jokes and much more.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Monday, August 20th, 2018

Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?

Here are some random jokes

Car Drivers

Car Drivers

A man was out driving when he saw a police car in his rear-view mirror, with it's siren wailing. The man pulled over and the police car stopped behind him. The policeman approached the man's car and said to him: ''Do you know that your wife fell out of the car five miles back?'' The man replied: ''Oh thank God! I thought I had gone deaf!''

From the ''Car Drivers'' subcategory of the ''Transportation'' jokes category
Holidays and Vacations

Holidays and Vacations

The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.

From the ''Holidays and Vacations'' jokes category
Scottish

Scottish

Did you hear about the Scotsman who married a girl born on the 29th of February?
He had to buy her a birthday present only once every four years.

From the ''Scottish'' subcategory of the ''People'' jokes category
Sports

Sports

Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

From the ''Sports'' jokes category
Zombies

Zombies

What do you get if you cross a zombie with a boy scout?
Someone who helps to scare old ladies across the road.

From the ''Zombies'' subcategory of the ''Monster'' jokes category
Famous Books

Famous Books

Productive Complaining by Belle E. Akin

From the ''Famous Books'' subcategory of the ''Humorous'' jokes category
Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look.

From the ''Knock Knock'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
Your Mama

Your Mama

Yo' momma's so fat, the local police hired her to be a roadblock!

From the ''Your Mama'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
Famous Books

Famous Books

How to pass exams by Anne Sirs.

From the ''Famous Books'' subcategory of the ''Humorous'' jokes category