Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories

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Welcome to our collection of jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will find them humorous.

On this website you will find American jokes, British jokes, childrens jokes, humorous insults, knock knock jokes, joke questions, your mama jokes and much more.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Saturday, January 20th, 2018

The Three Bears returned one sunny sunday morning from a stroll in the woods to find the door of their little house open. Cautiously, they went inside. After a while, big Daddy Bear's deep voice boomed out, "Someone's been eating MY porridge!" Mummy Bear gave a yelp, "Someone's been eating MY porridge!", she said. Little Baby Bear rushed in, "Forget the porridge - someone's nicked the DVD player!"

Here are some random jokes

British Humour

British Humour

There were these three wildebeests out in the desert: a Papa wildebeest, a Mama wildebeest, and a baby wildebeest. They're travelling along, trying to get home, but they get lost and are trying to find their way out of the desert. The sun beats down and it gets hotter and hotter. The poor wildebeests get thirstier and weaker. Finally, the Papa wildebeest collapses from the heat and dies. The Mama and baby continue, but soon the Mama wildebeest also collapses and dies. The baby struggles on for a while, but he, too, is finally overcome and dies. That's the end of the gnus. Now, for the weather!

From the ''British Humour'' subcategory of the ''People'' jokes category
Famous Books

Famous Books

Twenty-Six Letters In Order by Alf A Bet

From the ''Famous Books'' subcategory of the ''Humorous'' jokes category
Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tish.
Tish who?
Bless you!

From the ''Knock Knock'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
Childrens

Childrens

What do sea monsters like to have as a snack?
Potato ships.

From the ''Childrens'' jokes category
Questions

Questions

Do nervous butterflies have people in their tummies?

From the ''Questions'' jokes category
What Do You

What Do You

What do you call a man who is in peak physical condition?
Jim.

From the ''What Do You'' subcategory of the ''Questions'' jokes category
Humorous Insults

Humorous Insults

How did you get here?
Did someone leave your cage open?

From the ''Humorous Insults'' subcategory of the ''Humorous'' jokes category
Childrens

Childrens

Which soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
Seasoned troopers.

From the ''Childrens'' jokes category
Childrens

Childrens

What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.

From the ''Childrens'' jokes category