Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories

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Welcome to our collection of jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will find them humorous.

On this website you will find American jokes, British jokes, childrens jokes, humorous insults, knock knock jokes, joke questions, your mama jokes and much more.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Tuesday, May 22nd, 2018

Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated.
"Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?"
"Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"

Here are some random jokes

Men

Men

What's the easiest way to get a man to go to sleep?
Say you want to talk to him.

From the ''Men'' jokes category
Did You Hear About

Did You Hear About

Did you hear about the two men who were caught stealing a calendar. The judge gave them six months each!

From the ''Did You Hear About'' subcategory of the ''Questions'' jokes category
What Is

What Is

What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman!

From the ''What Is'' subcategory of the ''Questions'' jokes category
Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Zizi.
Zizi who?
Zizi when you know how.

From the ''Knock Knock'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
Humorous Insults

Humorous Insults

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

From the ''Humorous Insults'' subcategory of the ''Humorous'' jokes category
British Humour

British Humour

A tribal chieftain's daughter was offered as a bride to the son of a neighboring chief in exchange for two cows and four sheep. The big swap was to be completed on the shore of the stream that separated the two tribes. The father and his daughter showed up at the appointed time, only to discover that the groom and his livestock were on the other side of the stream. The father grunted, ''The fool doesn't know which side his bride is bartered on.''

From the ''British Humour'' subcategory of the ''People'' jokes category
Doctors

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Do you have a pain?

From the ''Doctors'' jokes category
Monkeys

Monkeys

A man was walking down the street with a baby monkey in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with it. ''I just bought this monkey as a pet. We have no children so he's going to live with us - just like one of the family. He'll eat at the same table with us. He'll even sleep in the same room as me and my wife.'' ''But what about the smell?'' the friend asked. ''Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, the same way I did.''

From the ''Monkeys'' subcategory of the ''Animals'' jokes category
Childrens

Childrens

What did the tablecloth say to the table?
Don't make any moves, I've got you covered.

From the ''Childrens'' jokes category