Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories

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Welcome to our collection of jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will find them humorous.

On this website you will find American jokes, British jokes, childrens jokes, humorous insults, knock knock jokes, joke questions, your mama jokes and much more.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Wednesday, April 25th, 2018

What do you call a vicar on a motorbike?
Rev.

Here are some random jokes

Weddings and Marriage

Weddings and Marriage

A pessimist is a married optimist.

From the ''Weddings and Marriage'' jokes category
Famous Books

Famous Books

Cooking with Pork by Chris P. Bacon

From the ''Famous Books'' subcategory of the ''Humorous'' jokes category
What Do You

What Do You

What do you call a woman with a sheep on her head?
Baa-Baa-Ra.

From the ''What Do You'' subcategory of the ''Questions'' jokes category
Why Did

Why Did

Why did the lemon run away when the orange challenged him to a fight?
Because he was yellow.

From the ''Why Did'' subcategory of the ''Questions'' jokes category
Wives

Wives

My wife's a terrific housekeeper. I dirty a plate, she washes it immediately. I'm ready to drop a cigar ash on the floor, she has it picked up before it even drops. The other night, I got up at three a.m. to get a glass of juice. When I came back, the bed already had been made.

From the ''Wives'' subcategory of the ''Weddings and Marriage'' jokes category
Humorous Insults

Humorous Insults

He's only got one oar in the water.

From the ''Humorous Insults'' subcategory of the ''Humorous'' jokes category
Psychiatrists

Psychiatrists

A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, ''Tomorrow, we'll cross the Delaware and suprise them when they least expect it.'' As soon as he's gone, the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says, ''King George, this is Benedict Arnold. I have the plans.''

From the ''Psychiatrists'' subcategory of the ''Doctors'' jokes category
Questions

Questions

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

From the ''Questions'' jokes category
Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous

Watch out for lamp manufacturers - there are a lot of shady characters.

From the ''Miscellaneous'' jokes category