Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories

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Welcome to our collection of jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will find them humorous.

On this website you will find American jokes, British jokes, childrens jokes, humorous insults, knock knock jokes, joke questions, your mama jokes and much more.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Tuesday, June 19th, 2018

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

Here are some random jokes

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows.
Cows Who. Cows go moo, not who.

From the ''Knock Knock'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
Restaurants

Restaurants

Diner: Waiter, do you have anymore apple pie?
Waiter: Yes, the chef says that we have lots more. Diner: Well he shouldn't have made so much then.

From the ''Restaurants'' jokes category
Your Mama

Your Mama

Yo' momma's so fat, she uses bowling balls for earrings!

From the ''Your Mama'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.

From the ''Knock Knock'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
Law

Law

A court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.

From the ''Law'' jokes category
Old Age

Old Age

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.

From the ''Old Age'' subcategory of the ''People'' jokes category
Christmas

Christmas

He is so stupid he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war contest.

From the ''Christmas'' subcategory of the ''Holidays and Vacations'' jokes category
Witches

Witches

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a witch. You'd better lie down for a spell.

From the ''Witches'' subcategory of the ''Monster'' jokes category
Humorous Insults

Humorous Insults

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

From the ''Humorous Insults'' subcategory of the ''Humorous'' jokes category