𝔅𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 | Reader x Saja Boys

~12~

So much begging for another chapter... The encouragement did help me write faster, lol.

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Jinu raises his fist, knocking lightly on the door. "It's us," he calls gently, not wanting to scare you. He waits a moment before knocking harder, his patience immediately gone. 

Mystery sighs and reaches down to grab the door handle. He twists it and pushes the door open, giving the group an unimpressed look. "Really? You didn't even check?"

Jinu grumbles something no one can make out and enters your apartment. It's not as well-maintained as theirs, nor is it as nice. But it's good enough for a human, or so they assume.

"Where is she?" Romance asks, craning his neck to look around Jinu. He doesn't handle you being away from him well. Not that any of them do, but Romance especially doesn't like it.

"Guys?" You poke your head out of a different room, eyebrows furrowed in confusion. Baby rushes to you, grasping your face with two hands to examine you for any injuries. "What are you- Baby, let go!"

"Shush," Baby admonishes, tilting your face to the side. "Are you hurt? What did that demon do to you?"

You swat his hands away with a small scowl. "I'm fine. I have a concussion, but it didn't eat me or anything."

"You have a concussion?" Abs gasps and pushes you over. You fall onto the couch and are immediately surrounded by all five demons.

"We need to keep her away from light and make sure she rests," Jinu worriedly says, covering your eyes with his hands. "Someone get a blindfold!"

"What the-" You push his hand away and frown at him. "Jinu-"

"Are you sure we should be taking medical advice from you?" Mystery skeptically asks, crossing his arms. His face is hidden but it's almost certain that he's rolling his eyes. "Aren't you from the days where they thought leeches cured everything? I'm pretty sure that you also chopped male  genitals off."

Your eyes slowly slide down Jinu's form. "Wait... Like, all dudes or..."

Jinu's face flushes as he glares at you before redirecting his ire at Mystery. "Not everyone! And it was a respectable career, thank you very much!"

"You still didn't answer if you have one, though," Baby points out with a smirk. He cackles maniacally as Jinu tries to hit him. "Jinu doesn't have a penis! Jinu doesn't have a penis!"

"I have a penis!" Jinu hisses, rubbing at his temples to ward off a migraine. You didn't even know that demons could get headaches, but here you are.

"Right," Mystery says, condescension practically dripping from his voice. "You 'have' a penis."

"I do!" Jinu exclaims, growing flustered. He glances around at everyone's faces to see if they really believe him or not.

"Can demons have babies?" you wonder aloud, curling up with a pillow on the couch. You yawn widely before saying, "Can demons even get hard? I have so many questions."

"Are they all related to our genitals?" Baby dryly asks, leaning against a wall. He chuckles and shakes his head in amusement. "I like you when you have a concussion."

"I like you all the time," Romance chimes in, beaming at you. "It's like that Dr. Seuss rhyme! I like you in a car, or with a fox or whatever the hell that story is."

"The one about eating green eggs and ham?" Abs scratches the top of his head before nodding. "Yeah, I guess I'd like her in a train too."

"Don't eat green eggs," Jinu scolds, obviously never having heard of the famous rhyme. "They'll probably poison you."