𝔅𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 | Reader x Saja Boys

~15~

Sometimes wet drags across your face, and you bat it away sleepily. You peek your eyes open to see the giant blue tiger- Derpy?- licking you.

Jinu lifts his head and groans, pushing Derpy's face away. "It's too early for that."

"Why is Derpy in bed?" Romance complains, sitting up. The sheets pool around his waist as he scowls. "He gets too hyper!"

"He was guarding us in our sleep!" Jinu defensively says, rubbing the top of Derpy's head. He glares at Romance and whispers praise to the big cat.

"Oh, because you were drunk, and we just had sex?" Romance nods approvingly. "I get it now."

Jinu freezes, going completely still. Derpy doesn't like that and begins to nuzzle at his hand, begging for more pets. Jinu's throat flexes before he slowly says, "You what?"

"Ah..." Romance winces and fidgets with a pillow in his lap. "Uh... Nope. Nothing happened."

You rub your eyes and yawn, leaning against the headboards. "Where's Mystery? We're in his bed and he isn't even here."

Mystery clears his throat, seated in the swing with a book in his lap. "I'm over here. And Jinu, relax. You'll get a turn one day."

"He will?" You arch an eyebrow, slightly confused by what is going on. Are you dating them at this point? Did you accidentally marry them and forget about it? 

"If you want." Mystery shrugs and closes his book. He slips out of the swing a lot more elegantly than you ever could (you're pretty sure you see straps meant to restrain someone attached to it) and approaches the bed. "Did you sleep well?"

"Mhm." You nod and stretch, throwing your legs over the side of the bed. You stand up, ignoring Romance as he whines and tries to latch onto you. "I'm going to go get something to eat."

"I'll come with you," Jinu declares as he climbs out of the bed. Derpy thinks that he's playing and lunges, pinning the demon to the ground. "Derpy! Let me go!"

You walk out of the room, leaving their bickering behind as Mystery tries to lift Derpy off of Jinu. You make your way to the kitchen to see Abs hard at work, flipping pancakes. He's scarily efficient at it. You've never seen someone so good at it.

"Made breakfast," Abs says over his shoulder. "There's whipped cream in the fridge if you want it."

"Yes please," you say, opening the fridge door. You take out the whipped cream and sit at the dining table just as Abs sets a plate down in front of you. "Thank you, Abs."

"Morning kiss as payment?" Abs sweetly asks, bending down to offer his cheek to you.

You laugh and kiss his cheek, because why not? You had Mystery in your mouth and had Romance go down on you last night. "Sure."

Abs skips back to the kitchen, and you notice the apron hanging from his neck that reads: Do your own fucking dishes. 

You snort out loud, shaking the whipped cream canister before tipping it over your pancakes. You give yourself a generous amount, since you've earned it after getting hunted and nearly devoured, and begin to eat.

"These are good," you tell Abs with a full mouth. They're fluffy in the inside and slightly crispy around the edges.

Abs shrugs and pours more batter into the pan. "I like to cook, so I get a lot of practise in."

"You like to cook?" you ask in surprise, scooping up another forkful. You don't know why you're shocked.

Abs hums, looking back at you. "Yeah. It's relaxing, you know? And, um, I'm sorry for not stopping Jinu's proposal. It seemed fun at the moment, but I get that it might've freaked you out."