𝔅𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 | Reader x Saja Boys

~16~

It has come to my attention, that Wattpad isn't updating people when I post. There will be a more recent chapter to come out, and people are commenting on the one before it, asking for an update.

Sometimes it isn't visible either. A way around it, I've found, is to go to the preview page and select the table of contents. You should be able to see all the chapters that way, and be able to manually select the one you want.

In other news, I have seen a lot of interest in the swing.

I wonder if it might have a big scene coming up...

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"Okay, let's see here." Baby rolls out his shoulders, surveying the menstrual product options. He taps his chin before grabbing a box of tampons. "Done." 

"Are we sure that buying her products is a good idea?" Abs hesitantly says. He examines the box in Baby's grasp before sighing. "What if she doesn't use those?" 

"What size is her vagina?" Baby questions, turning the box over to read the description. "It says tampons come in different sizes." 

"How do you... How do you measure that?" Romance frowns, trying to wrap his head around the idea. 

"Excuse me," Baby says to a random woman passing by. The Saja Boys are in hats, masks, and sunglasses, as to not be seen in public as they buy period products. "What size is your vagina?"

Mystery pinches the bridge of his nose. "Guys. We're dressed like creeps. You can't just-"

"Excuse me?" The woman holds her purse against her chest, eyes widening in horror. "Uh- I-"

"How do you measure vaginas?" Romance demands. He makes weird hand gestures and scowls. "Is there a specialized tool?"

"Uh..." The woman swallows nervously. "I'm just gonna- I actually have to go. I just remembered." 

"What the hell was that?" Mystery hisses as the woman flees the scene. "Do you need to be trained on how to engage with humans? That was horrible!" 

Abs raises his hand. "For the record, I said we should've just bought her chocolate." 

"A diaper," Baby suddenly says. "We'll just get her a diaper. That way we don't have to worry about sizes." 

"I've got this!" Romance declares before sprinting away. Abs tries to grab him before he can escape, but Romance slips out of grasp. 

Mystery groans. "I hate this. I should've just stayed with Gwi-Ma. Why did I come here?"

Jinu returns to the group from where he was looking at flowers. "They don't have any good flowers. Just, like, weeds." 

"Boba!" Abs gasps, pointing to a boba shop. He pokes Mystery and nudges Baby. "Let's get some! I mean... Let's get some, for her."

"Nice save," Baby sarcastically mutters. 

"What's boba?" Jinu questions, much to the group's utter horror. He is then immediately dragged over to the shop, where Abs orders him one. 

"Here," Abs says as he presses it into Jinu's hands. "Enjoy. It will change your life forever." 

Jinu takes the straw into his mouth, sucking for a moment before he drops the cup. He starts choking as Baby grabs the boba before it can hit the ground.

"He's choking!" Mystery realizes. "Someone do something!" 

"Oh. By the way," Baby says, sipping at the boba, "there's pearls in here. Don't choke and die on them."