𝔅𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 | Reader x Saja Boys

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Btw I made another Saja Boys story. Check it out if you're interested. I think some of you have started it already, based on the comments, but in case you haven't seen it yet, feel free to! 

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You swallow down the pill that Baby bought before walking into the ice cream store. Baby also insisted on buying condoms for future instances. The future instances comment goes by without further explanation, but you know it is likely true. 

"Can I get two scoops in a cone?" Abs stares up at the menu. "Uh... Chocolate and vanilla for me, please. Thank you so much." 

Baby scoffs. "That's boring. You've never tried flavour before, huh?" 

"Mind your own business," Abs grumbles. He nudges you closer to the counter so you can order, and once you're done, he taps his card on the machine. 

Baby is left to pay for in own ice cream, which he does with an indignant huff. The three of you sit out on the patio, watching cars go by. 

"So you're not going to tell me what tonight's surprise is?" you eventually say, biting at a chunk of the cone. 

"No, because that will ruin the surprise." Baby glances up at you just to make eye contact as he rolls his eyes. "Obviously." 

"But why does it even have to be a surprise?" You groan and kick Abs under the table. "Abby, please? Pretty please? Don't I deserve to know what's coming?" 

Abby hesitates, expression softening at the pleading look you have so expertly perfected for times like these. "I guess that-" 

"Abs," Baby warns, trying to look threatening. But he doesn't quite manage it with the ice cream smeared across the tip of his nose. "Don't spoil the surprise!" 

"Oh, come on!" You turn your gaze to Baby, putting a bit of a pout into your lips. "Please? Just a bit of a hint? A small hint?" 

"No." Baby shakes his head, apparently not swayed by your begging. "And stop giving me that look, or I'm going to smash that ice cream into your face." 

You sigh and eat your treat in silence. Abs chuckles, his shoulders shaking in amusement. 

When you return home, Baby puts the condoms away, grinning at you widely. Abs flicks Baby's forehead, muttering something about having no respect. You go to your room to change into something more casual and walk back to the living room. 

The rest of them are there as well, now. Jinu, Romance, and Mystery, all standing around the room. Baby waves you over with a crook of his finger.

"What's going on? Is this the surprise?" You peer around for maybe a box of fireworks, or a puppy. A puppy would be cute, but you suspect Derpy would eat it in one bite. "What is it?"

"We've decided that enough is enough," Jinu softly says, holding his hand out to you. You take it hesitantly, feeling the squeeze of his fingers.

"Is this an intervention? I'm not an alcoholic or anything, Jinu is!" You point at Jinu with your free hand, glaring at Mystery. "He's the one that got all drunk!" 

"This isn't an intervention!" Jinu exclaimed before pinching the bridge of his nose. He blows out a heavy breath, shoulders slumping. "Your stupid human men aren't good enough for you, so we're finally going to date you."

You take a moment to process that before holding a hand out to signal a pause. "Hold up. You guys aren't dating each other? I thought that you guys were a thing, and we were having causal sex because you were curious about women!"