𝔅𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 | Reader x Saja Boys

~33~

"Stop taking up so much space!" Baby shrieks, swatting at Abs' arm to push him away. It doesn't get him anywhere, probably due to the size difference between the two demons. 

All six of you are in Mystery's bathtub. You don't know why. You tried to stop this monstrosity from happening, and yet here you are; squished between Jinu and Romance. You're all in bathing suits, since Mystery made a big fuss about not wanting a bunch of naked freaks in his bathtub. 

You didn't have the energy to question that logic, since it's a bathtub, so you reluctantly climbed in. And to absolutely no one's surprise, it was a massive mistake. 

"Someone pass me the rubber duckie," Abs orders, accidentally elbowing Romance in the face. "I know you have one, Mystery, so don't you dare lie. I will have that rubber duckie, or there will be consequences!" 

"This was the worst idea ever," you declare, trying to wiggle you leg free from under Jinu. "Jinu! Get your fucking ass off my leg!" 

The door freaks open slowly like a horror movie, and everyone turns to see why it opened. Water sloshes over the edges of the tub, soaking into the towels that Abs had the foresight to place. 

Derpy pads into the room, blinking slowly at the sight of six demons in a tub. He stands there before licking his nose in an adorable move and walking closer to the tub. 

"No!" Jinu panics and scrambles to get free, but ends up tangling his legs with you. "Derpy, no! Derpy, there's no room!" 

"There isn't enough room for us, let alone a big Derpy," Baby hisses angrily. He attempts to stand up, but Romance splooshes closer and wraps himself around him. Baby snarls and wriggles furiously in an escape attempt. "Romance!" 

Derpy pauses just next to the tub before raising a paw and dipping it into the water next to Mystery. The realization hits everyone at the exact same moment. You can see the fear on their faces. 

"Abandon ship!" Abs screams, grabbing at everything he can to get out before Derpy gets in. He kicks you in the gut and you grunt at the impact. "Oh, doll, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to-" 

Derpy leaps into the bathtub, crushing everyone. Because you're all wet anyways, his fur covers everything. There is no escape. He has consumed all with blue hair. 

"Derpy!" Jinu scolds from beneath the tiger-spirit's leg. "Bad Derpy! Get off of us!" 

"This is the end," Baby whispers, staring blankly at Derpy's face. Derpy's head is directly above that of the demon, tongue dangling out with salvia dripping from it. "This isn't how I thought I would go..." 

"Someone get him out!" You squirm, huffing in frustration when you don't make any progress in dislodging his tail. He has it curled around your body, keeping you in place. 

Mystery groans, most of Derpy's body weight on him. "Jinu... This is your fault. You wanted to keep him." 

A black and white bird flies into the room, doing circles above the bathtub. You blink a couple times at it before saying, "Is that bird wearing a hat?" 

"The hat was for Derpy," Jinu grumbles tiredly. "I thought it would be cute, but Sussie stole it." 

Romance whines, flailing his arms out. "Someone do something! We can't teleport since we're weakened without souls!" 

"Derpy!" Abs firmly says. "Derpy, off! Off!" 

Derpy leans down, taking Baby's entire head into his mouth. Baby's screech is one of pure outrage, his hands shooting out for something to grasp. You give him your hands as moral support, and he squeezes them tightly.