As a down on your luck K-pop manager, you're swept into a new band. This new life leaves you questioning where the edges between good and evil are, and whether you can stay professional with the distractedly charming... demons.
#1 in yandere??? Tysm...
You walk down the stairs, met with the sight of the Saja Boys sitting in the living room. There's a man sitting with them. Or... a demon? You can't tell. He looks vaguely demon-like.
He's buff, with strong biceps and a defined jawline. His hair is slightly curled, with the ends dyed a lighter colour than the rest of it.
"Good morning," you say, awkwardly shuffling into the kitchen. You don't know why there's a stranger in your house at eight in the morning.
Once you have your coffee, you return to the living room. You're curious and need to know what the hell is going on.
"Hello, sweetheart." Jinu smiles at you, but it seems strained, forced. "We have something to talk to you about.
"Oh, uh, sure." You sit on the couch, offering a gentle smile. "You can talk to me about anything. Is there something wrong?"
"So I'm sure you've noticed our friend here," Abs says, waving a hand toward the guest. When you nod, he continues. "Don't get freaked out, okay?"
"Okay," you warily promise. You take a sip from your coffee, looking over the rim of the mug at them.
"Romance had his heat... a week ago?" Mystery scratches the back of his neck. "Wow, it's hard to keep track of time when you're an immortal demon."
"Ain't that the truth." Baby smirks and cocks his hip out to the side. "But keep spilling the tea, sis."
Are you having a stroke? Are you dying? What the actual fuck is going on right now? You must have died and ended up in some kind of eternal punishment, although this doesn't seem very painful...
"I'm pregnant." Romance places a hand on his stomach. "And this," he points to the strange man, "is the father."
The man holds his hand out to you for a handshake. "Hello, I'm Gwi-Ma, the demon king."
You gasp in shock and horror, standing up. "Romance! You fucked Gwi-Ma?!? And you're pregnant? How did- Do you have a vagina or is it gonna come out your ass?"
"Hey, it's okay." Gwi-Ma gives your hand a reassuring squeeze. He strokes your hair out of your face, smelling oddly like mosquito repellent. "He has good birthing hips. He'll be safe. And the baby will look like you, since I used your DNA for it!"
Jinu kisses your cheek. "That's right, sweetheart. We stole your eyeball fluids so we could have that baby we wanted."
Gwi-Ma stands up, cracking his knuckles. "I'll be back in nine months to collect my child."
And that was how it ended.
There was no more story.
No more at all.
Why are you still looking?
I already said it was done.
NOOOO.
You won't find what you're looking for.
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Btw this chapter was a joke cuz I was bored and I'm gonna delete it when I actually write the next chapter.
