𝔅𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 | Reader x Saja Boys

~34~

Okay, so the last chapter was a joke. And no, I was not high when I wrote it, as many people suggested.

Just disregard the last chapter. I'm keeping it since your reactions were funny, but it's not canon to this story. Just a bit of shenanigans.

And a bit of other news! Romance's smut is coming. It might not be next chapter (we'll see) but it's coming soon. I've decided what I want to happen for it, since I try to give each of them a different type of smut scene.

And then after Romance, it will be the ensemble. Ce sera tout le monde. It est temps, non? 

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You peel the blankets away from your body, curling your leg overtop it to avoid overheating. You're hot and feel sticky with sweat. It's annoying. 

You groan and lift your head as the door opens, seeing Abs as he walks in. He freezes at the sight of you before slowly backing out of the room without a single word spoken. His eyes were wide with horror when he saw your sorry state. 

A couple of minutes go by before he returns, Mystery trailing behind him. Abs is wringing his hands nervously, while Mystery's mouth is pinched with an emotion you can't quite make out. 

"How do you feel?" Mystery asks, placing the back of his hand on your forehead. 

"Hot," you complain, twisting around to kick the blankets away out of frustration. "And my head hurts." 

"Mm." Mystery steps away, leaning closer to Abs. They whisper for a moment before Abs nods and rushes out of the room. Mystery faces you again and sighs. "Okay, so don't panic-" 

"Oh my god," you instantly say, his words having the opposite of their intended effect on you. "What is it? Am I dying? Is it some kind of parasite? Or- Holy shit, am I going into heat? Fuck no. I am not doing that. I knew Abby was acting weird when we were talking about it!" 

"I said not to panic!" Mystery scowls at you, crossing his arms over his chest. "And how many times do we have to tell you that demons don't go into heat? That's not a thing!" 

"Then I'm dying." You bury your face in a pillow and flail your legs. "I want you to take care of Romance when I'm gone! Make sure he gets enough attention and that he doesn't eat the neighbours' dog. That little girl would be so upset." 

A sudden wave of nausea hits you, and you debate running to the bathroom. But then your stomach cramps, and you just curse everything that led to this moment. 

"So," Mystery says, sounding awkward for the first time ever, "you might have gotten food poisoning." 

"What? How?" you demand, before sprinting for the bathroom. You lean over the toilet, and Mystery gathers your hair away from your face as you vomit. 

"Remember the blood bags? Turns out they weren't sealed correctly and spoiled or something." Mystery rubs your back soothingly as you empty your stomach. "Jinu caught it too and started showing symptoms maybe two hours ago." 

You finish and groan, resting your head against the cool tile of the floor. It feels good against your burning skin. "I'm gonna fucking kill whoever was in charge of the blood bags." 

"I think Baby is taking care of that." Mystery helps you up. "But I'm sure he'll let you do it instead." 

"Whatever," you mutter. "As long as they die." 

"You're definitely more violent than when we met you," Mystery notes. He pauses before correcting himself. "Never mind. You were violent back then too. There was a lot of slapping and strangling then."