Do you know what happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was eggspelled.
I've got a piece of bone stuck in my throat. Are you choking?
No, I'm serious.
Where do you take your dog if it loses its tail.
A re-tail store.
What kind of bugs live on the moon?
Luna ticks.
What's the smartest kind of bee?
A spelling bee.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
What wobbles when it flies?
A jellycopter.
What kind of ears do engines have?
Engineers.