I'm all in favor of computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister.
Last night at the disco I asked a beautiful girl if I could see her home, and she took out a picture of it.
A blind date is where you expect her to be a vision and she turns out to be a sight for sore eyes.
Sorry I won't be able to go on a date with you next Saturday night. I'm expecting a headache.
When she kissed me I knew it must be puppy love. Her nose was cold and wet.