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Humorous Cannibal Jokes

Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about cannibals. This is page 1 of 3.


Humorous Cannibal Jokes
What do you get when a cannibal invites you round for a meal?
Boiled.
Humorous Cannibal Jokes
What happens to you if you upset a cannibal?
You end up in hot water.
Humorous Cannibal Jokes
Cannibal 1: ''I don't think much of your wife.''
Cannibal 2: ''Well, never mind just eat the vegetables.''
Humorous Cannibal Jokes
What is a contented cannibal?
Someone who is fed up with people.
Humorous Cannibal Jokes
What happened when two tribes of cannibals went to war?
The winning tribe made mincemeat of the other.
Humorous Cannibal Jokes
What did the cannibal who turned up late for dinner get?
The cold shoulder.
Humorous Cannibal Jokes
A cannibal came home from hunting and saw his wife chopping up snakes and a small man. Oh, not snake and pygmy pie again!
Humorous Cannibal Jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal who wanted to become a detective so that he could grill all the suspects?
Humorous Cannibal Jokes
1st Cannibal Woman: I just don't know what to make of my husband these days.
2nd Cannibal Woman: How about a curry?
Humorous Cannibal Jokes
What did one cannibal say to his friend?
Who was that girl I saw you with last night?
That was no girl, that was my supper.

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