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Humorous Christmas Jokes

Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about Christmas. We hope that they wil help to get you in the festive mood. This is page 1 of 5.


Humorous Christmas Jokes
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.

Submitted by: Brian
Humorous Christmas Jokes
Did you hear about Count Dracula's Christmas party?
It was a real scream.
Humorous Christmas Jokes
What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
Humorous Christmas Jokes
Where would you go if you wanted to learn to be an elf?
To Santa Class.
Humorous Christmas Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful.
Humorous Christmas Jokes
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter "Y" of course.
Humorous Christmas Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
Humorous Christmas Jokes
What did the large Christmas cracker say to the small Christmas cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
Humorous Christmas Jokes
What does Santa say when he is feeling ill?
OH OH NO!
Humorous Christmas Jokes
What is Ebenezer Scrooge's favorite Christmas game?
Mean-opoly.

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