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Humorous Ghost Jokes

This is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about ghosts, ghouls and other spooky things. This is page 1 of 3.


Humorous Ghost Jokes
What is a ghosts favorite soft drink?
Le-moan-ade.
Humorous Ghost Jokes
Which ghost ate lots of porridge?
Ghouldilocks.

Submitted by: Bernie
Humorous Ghost Jokes
Where do ghosts like to do their weekly shopping?
In the spooker market.
Humorous Ghost Jokes
What is a ghost's favorite biscuit?
It's a custard scream.
Humorous Ghost Jokes
Why do ghost try to avoid taking baths?
Because it dampens their spirits.
Humorous Ghost Jokes
What type of ghost likes to haunt old hospitals?
Surgical spirits.
Humorous Ghost Jokes
What type of pupils do they have at ghost schools?
Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
Humorous Ghost Jokes
How do ghost policemen catch criminals?
They haunt them down.
Humorous Ghost Jokes
What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
Humorous Ghost Jokes
Did you hear about the ghost car driver who was put in jail?
He was found guilty of driving without due scare and attention.

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