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Humorous Stupid Idiot Jokes

Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about stupid idiots. This is page 1 of 3.


Humorous Stupid  Idiot Jokes
Did you hear about the idiot who tried to swim the English channel?
He was halfway across when he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back again.
Humorous Stupid  Idiot Jokes
Did you hear about the idiot who tried to hijack a submarine?
He demanded ten million dollars and a parachute.
Humorous Stupid  Idiot Jokes
I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.
Humorous Stupid  Idiot Jokes
Did you hear about the idiot who went to a farm to see a barn dance?
Humorous Stupid  Idiot Jokes
George: Did you hear about the idiot who always answers 'no' when he is asked a question?
Fred: No.
Humorous Stupid  Idiot Jokes
How do you confuse an idiot workman?
Give him three shovels and tell him to take his pick.
Humorous Stupid  Idiot Jokes
An idiot heard that a fortune could be made by working as a lumberjack in Canada. So, off he goes. After some weeks, he arrives at a lumberjack-camp and asks the foreman for a job.
Foreman: ''Okay sonny, but you'll have to do a test first. If you can chop down 100 trees tomorrow you're hired''
So, next day, the idiot gets his chainsaw and happily saws away all day.
However, when trees are counted the idiot only has 98..... ''Oh well'' says the foreman, ''You'll get another chance tomorrow''
So, next day, same story, 99 trees.
''I don't believe this'' says the foreman, ''A big strong fella like yourself should be able to cut down 200 trees in a day. You know what? You get one more chance, and I'll join you to show you the trick of it''.
So, next day, the idiot and the foreman go into the forest. Upon arrival at a nice open spot the foreman puts the chainsaw on the ground, and starts the engine.
Says the idiot: ''What that! Where's the noise coming from?''
Humorous Stupid  Idiot Jokes
Did you hear about the idiot who tried to iron his curtains?
He fell out of the window.
Humorous Stupid  Idiot Jokes
I can't understand why the critics said that only an idiot would have liked watching that television program. I really enjoyed it.
Humorous Stupid  Idiot Jokes
An idiot was in a tailor shop looking at his new suit in a three-way mirror. The tailor said..''Well, what do you think of it?''
''Great, the idiot said, I'll take all three of them.''

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