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Humorous Holiday and Vacation Jokes

This is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about holidays and vacations.
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I just flew back from my vacation in Spain. I bet your arms are tired.

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A man goes into a travel agents and says that he wants to book a vacation in China. ''Peking?'' asked the travel agent. ''No, I want to have a good look around.''

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What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.

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She talks so much that when she goes on vacation to Spain, she has to put suntan lotion on her tongue.

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The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.