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Humorous Monster Jokes

Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about monsters.
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What is a monster's favorite type of soup?
Scream of tomato.

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What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a ballpoint pen?
The Ink-credible Hulk.

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What should you do if you find a green monster?
Leave it in the sun until it ripens.

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What food do monsters who are on vacation in Italy like to eat?
Spookgetti.

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What is the easiest way to check whether a monster is friendly?
Give him a piece of cake and see if he bites the hand that feeds him.

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Which untidy monster lives in a Scottish loch?
The Loch Mess Monster.

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What do monsters like to eat when they have a cup of tea?
Scream cakes.

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What kind of horses do monsters like to ride? Night mares.

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What do get if you cross the Abominable Snowman with Count Dracula?
Severe frostbite.

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Frankenstein was lonely until he learned how to make new friends.


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