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Humorous Men Jokes


Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about men.
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Men are like commercials - you can't believe a word they say.

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Men are like used Cars - both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.

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Men are like placemats - they only show up when there's food on the table.

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Men are like mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

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Men are like bank accounts - without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

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What is a man's idea of helping out with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

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What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women.

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Why did God make men before women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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Men are just like the weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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Men are just like horoscopes. They are always telling you what to do and are usually wrong.


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