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Weddings and Marriage
He was a man who had a really inflated opinion of himself. At a party one night he was explaining how just smart he had been in his life. "Even in my marriage I was a winner, I married a very intelligent woman," he boasted. "My wife can talk for hours on any subject." "Oh really?" said a bored listener. "My wife doesn't need a subject."
"Your school report is a disgrace," said the father to his son. "Plus, its says that you are very careless about your appearance." "I really don't know what they mean," said the son. "It says you haven't put in an appearance at school for the last month."