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The Newest Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories - 2


This is page 2 our newest humorous jokes and funny stories. Some have been submitted by the visitors to this web site.

Weddings and Marriage

Weddings and Marriage

He was a man who had a really inflated opinion of himself. At a party one night he was explaining how just smart he had been in his life. "Even in my marriage I was a winner, I married a very intelligent woman," he boasted. "My wife can talk for hours on any subject."
"Oh really?" said a bored listener. "My wife doesn't need a subject."

From the ''Weddings and Marriage'' jokes category
Birthdays

Birthdays

You know that you really are getting old when by the time the last candle on your birthday cake has been lit, the first one has burned out.

From the ''Birthdays'' jokes category
Birthdays

Birthdays

You know it's going to be one of those days when your twin brother forgets that it's your birthday.

From the ''Birthdays'' jokes category
Birthdays

Birthdays

I've noticed that when it's my dad's birthday he likes to take the day off, and when it's my mother's birthday she takes a few years off.

From the ''Birthdays'' jokes category
Education

Education

"Your school report is a disgrace," said the father to his son. "Plus, its says that you are very careless about your appearance."
"I really don't know what they mean," said the son.
"It says you haven't put in an appearance at school for the last month."

From the ''Education'' jokes category
Education

Education

What do you call a person who keeps on talking even though no one is listening?
A teacher.

From the ''Education'' jokes category
Horses

Horses

What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.

From the ''Horses'' subcategory of the ''Animals'' jokes category
Childrens

Childrens

What classroom object is white when it is dirty, and black when it is clean?
A blackboard.

From the ''Childrens'' jokes category
What Did

What Did

What did the diamond necklace say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

From the ''What Did'' subcategory of the ''Questions'' jokes category
Did You Hear About

Did You Hear About

Did you hear about the tub of butter?
No.
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.

From the ''Did You Hear About'' subcategory of the ''Questions'' jokes category


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