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These are our newest humorous jokes and funny stories. Some have been submitted by the visitors to this web site.

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Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous

Where do private detectives go to do their shopping?
They go to the local snooper market.

From the ''Miscellaneous'' jokes category
Doctors

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor. You've got to help me! My hands just won't stop shaking.
Doctor: Do you drink a lot of coffee?
Patient: No, I don't drink very much, I spill most of it.

From the ''Doctors'' jokes category
Birthdays

Birthdays

What is the best thing to put into a birthday cake?
Your teeth.

From the ''Birthdays'' jokes category
What Do You

What Do You

What do you call a baby potato?
A small fry.

From the ''What Do You'' subcategory of the ''Questions'' jokes category
Frogs

Frogs

What is a frogs favorite flower?
A Croak-us.

From the ''Frogs'' subcategory of the ''Animals'' jokes category
Christmas

Christmas

What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.

From the ''Christmas'' subcategory of the ''Holidays and Vacations'' jokes category
What Has

What Has

What has eyes, but no teeth or mouth, and lives in the ground?
A potato.

From the ''What Has'' subcategory of the ''Questions'' jokes category
Why Was

Why Was

Why was the baby ant really confused?
Because it found out that all of its uncles were actually ants.

From the ''Why Was'' subcategory of the ''Questions'' jokes category
Doctors

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I have trouble getting to sleep.
Doctor: Well try sitting on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

From the ''Doctors'' jokes category
Birthdays

Birthdays

The foolproof way to ensure that you always remember your wife's birthday, is to forget it one year.

From the ''Birthdays'' jokes category


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