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Our Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Our Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days.

You will also be able to view the archive from the past twelve weeks.

Our Joke of the day for Monday, February 19th, 2018

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.

Our Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Our Joke of the Day' listings. There are twelve pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

Here is page one of our archive and it currently covers from Monday, February 12th, 2018 to Sunday, February 18th, 2018.

Our Joke of the day for Sunday, February 18th, 2018

A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty dollar bill and the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the cash register. The second bartender whispered to the first, "He's a bear, what does he know, shortchange him." The first bartender brings the bear $10 in change. A little while later the bartender starts talking to the bear and mentions, "We don't get many bears in this bar." The bear replies, "I'm not surprised, at $10 a beer I sure won't be back again....

Our Joke of the day for Saturday, February 17th, 2018

Customer: How long have you been working in this restaurant?
Waiter: Two weeks, sir.
Customer: Only two weeks. Well it can't have been you that took my order.

Our Joke of the day for Friday, February 16th, 2018

What do you call a sweater that bounces?
A bungee jumper.

Our Joke of the day for Thursday, February 15th, 2018

Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor software?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.

Our Joke of the day for Wednesday, February 14th, 2018

What do wives and police cars have in common?
They both make lots of noise to let you know when you've done something wrong.

Our Joke of the day for Tuesday, February 13th, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears who?
Ears looking at you kid.

Our Joke of the day for Monday, February 12th, 2018

Doctor, doctor, I keep having hot flushes.
Doctor: You don't need a doctor, it's a plumber you need.

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