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Our Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Our Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days.

You will also be able to view the archive from the past twelve weeks.

Our Joke of the day for Saturday, April 21st, 2018

What did one horse say to the other?
I don't remember your face, but your mane is familiar.

Our Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Our Joke of the Day' listings. There are twelve pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

Here is page one of our archive and it currently covers from Saturday, April 14th, 2018 to Friday, April 20th, 2018.

Our Joke of the day for Friday, April 20th, 2018

A convict escaped from prison by digging a tunnel. It came up outside the prison in a school playground. The convict was so happy when he emerged from the tunnel he exclaimed, "I'm free, I'm free!"
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."

Our Joke of the day for Thursday, April 19th, 2018

Car Driver (telephoning after he has had an accident) - Send help at once, I've turned turtle.
Mechanic: This is a garage not a pet shop.

Our Joke of the day for Wednesday, April 18th, 2018

Why did the pear go out with the apple?
Because he couldn't find a date.

Our Joke of the day for Tuesday, April 17th, 2018

Patient: Doctor, doctor I've become completely crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!

Our Joke of the day for Monday, April 16th, 2018

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other is a blooming idiot.

Our Joke of the day for Sunday, April 15th, 2018

An expedition was lost in the jungle. All of a sudden the native guide stopped and said, "Compass here, compass here, compass here."
The leader of the expedition said, "I'm sorry old chap, but we don't have a compass here."
The guide said, "no you don't understand. We've come past here three times already this afternoon."

Our Joke of the day for Saturday, April 14th, 2018

Did you hear about the animal hotel that has exclusive accommodation for squirrels?
It's called The Nutcracker Suite.


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