Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories

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Welcome to our collection of jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will find them humorous.

On this website you will find American jokes, British jokes, childrens jokes, humorous insults, knock knock jokes, joke questions, your mama jokes and much more.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Wednesday, July 18th, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo first, I'm scared.

Here are some random jokes

Shopping

Shopping

Customer: Do you have any camouflage jackets?
Assistant: Yes, we have loads of them, but we can't find them.

From the ''Shopping'' jokes category
Teenagers

Teenagers

A teenager's bedroom is not messy, it is passage restrictive.

From the ''Teenagers'' subcategory of the ''Children'' jokes category
Ghosts

Ghosts

And did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.

From the ''Ghosts'' subcategory of the ''Monster'' jokes category
Questions

Questions

If a tin whistle is made of tin, what is a foghorn made of?

From the ''Questions'' jokes category
Skeletons

Skeletons

Why didnít the skeleton want to go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with.

From the ''Skeletons'' subcategory of the ''Monster'' jokes category
Mouse

Mouse

What do you call a small rodent's carpet?
A mouse mat.

From the ''Mouse'' subcategory of the ''Animals'' jokes category
How Do You

How Do You

How do you confuse an idiot?
Give him three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

From the ''How Do You'' subcategory of the ''Questions'' jokes category
Famous Books

Famous Books

Highrise Ups and Downs by L. E. Vader

From the ''Famous Books'' subcategory of the ''Humorous'' jokes category
Dogs

Dogs

What type of dog never barks or growls?
A hot dog.

From the ''Dogs'' subcategory of the ''Animals'' jokes category