Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories


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Welcome to our collection of jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will find them humorous.

On this website you will find American jokes, British jokes, childrens jokes, humorous insults, knock knock jokes, joke questions, your mama jokes and much more.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Saturday, October 20th, 2018

What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make?
Snap, cackle, pop.

Here are some random jokes

Humorous Insults

Humorous Insults

I don't mind that you are talking just as long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

From the ''Humorous Insults'' subcategory of the ''Humorous'' jokes category
Family Pets

Family Pets

That's a fantastic bulldog you've got there. He's not a bulldog - he was chasing a cat and ran into a wall.

From the ''Family Pets'' subcategory of the ''Animals'' jokes category
Golf

Golf

No matter how you slice it, it's still a golf ball.

From the ''Golf'' subcategory of the ''Sports'' jokes category
Did You Hear About

Did You Hear About

Did you hear about the man who stole some rhubarb?
He was put into custardy.

From the ''Did You Hear About'' subcategory of the ''Questions'' jokes category
Humorous

Humorous

The chances of someone laughing at you increase in proportion to the stupidity level of your behavior.

From the ''Humorous'' jokes category
Vampires

Vampires

Where does Tarzan the vampire like to bite people?
In the jungular.

From the ''Vampires'' subcategory of the ''Monster'' jokes category
Elephants

Elephants

What do elephants do in the evenings?
They watch elevision.

From the ''Elephants'' subcategory of the ''Animals'' jokes category
Dentists

Dentists

What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

From the ''Dentists'' subcategory of the ''Doctors'' jokes category
Famous Books

Famous Books

Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall

From the ''Famous Books'' subcategory of the ''Humorous'' jokes category