Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories


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Welcome to our collection of jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will find them humorous.

On this website you will find American jokes, British jokes, childrens jokes, humorous insults, knock knock jokes, joke questions, your mama jokes and much more.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Friday, November 16th, 2018

What is 90 years old and wears two thick coats?
A little cold lady.

Here are some random jokes

Your Mama

Your Mama

Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

From the ''Your Mama'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
Lawyers

Lawyers

Whenever a lawyer is involved, where there's a will there's a delay.

From the ''Lawyers'' subcategory of the ''Law'' jokes category
Doctors

Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a terrible pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.

From the ''Doctors'' jokes category
Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alda.
Alda who?
Alda time you knew who it was.

From the ''Knock Knock'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
Doctors

Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks she's a swallow.
Tell her to come and see me.
I can't, she's already flown south for the winter.

From the ''Doctors'' jokes category
Scottish

Scottish

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were each left 10,000 by a rich man on condition that after his death each put 100 pounds in his coffin in case he needed it in the afterlife. The Englishman put in 100 pounds, the Irishman put in 100 pounds and the Scotsman took out the two hundred pounds and put in a cheque for three hundred.

From the ''Scottish'' subcategory of the ''People'' jokes category
Christmas

Christmas

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when they looked out their front window?
''Looks like rein dear.''

From the ''Christmas'' subcategory of the ''Holidays and Vacations'' jokes category
Restaurants

Restaurants

Customer: Do you have a sheep's head?
Butcher: No, mam, it's just the way I part my hair.

From the ''Restaurants'' jokes category
Childrens

Childrens

What object starts with "T" ends with "T" and is filled with "T"?
A teapot.

From the ''Childrens'' jokes category