Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories

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Welcome to our collection of jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will find them humorous.

On this website you will find American jokes, British jokes, childrens jokes, humorous insults, knock knock jokes, joke questions, your mama jokes and much more.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Sunday, July 22nd, 2018

What agency tracks down lost vicars?
The Bureau of Missing Parsons.

Here are some random jokes

Cannibals

Cannibals

What did one cannibal say to his friend?
Who was that girl I saw you with last night?
That was no girl, that was my supper.

From the ''Cannibals'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
What Has

What Has

What has eyes, but no teeth or mouth, and lives in the ground?
A potato.

From the ''What Has'' subcategory of the ''Questions'' jokes category
American Humor

American Humor

Who invented the telephone and is delicious when served with milk?
Alexander Graham Cracker.

From the ''American Humor'' subcategory of the ''People'' jokes category
Girlfriends

Girlfriends

George: Last year my girlfriend had a coming-out party.
Jack: I bet that when they saw her they sent her back in again.

From the ''Girlfriends'' subcategory of the ''Dating'' jokes category
What Do You

What Do You

What do you call a woman with a sheep on top of her head?
Baa-baa-ra.

From the ''What Do You'' subcategory of the ''Questions'' jokes category
Famous Books

Famous Books

At the South Pole by Anne Tarctic

From the ''Famous Books'' subcategory of the ''Humorous'' jokes category
Humorous Insults

Humorous Insults

He's as bright as a burnt out light bulb.

From the ''Humorous Insults'' subcategory of the ''Humorous'' jokes category
Humorous Insults

Humorous Insults

Moonlight becomes you - total darkness even more!

From the ''Humorous Insults'' subcategory of the ''Humorous'' jokes category
Change A Lightbulb

Change A Lightbulb

How many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it sure takes a load of light bulbs!

From the ''Change A Lightbulb'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category