What kind of house is easy to lift?
A lighthouse.
What do sea monsters like to have as a snack?
Potato ships.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Where do frogs hang their coats?
In the croakroom.
What is a teddy bear's favorite pasta?
Tagliateddy.
Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
To the moovies.
Why did the banana go to hospital?
Because it wasn't peeling very well.
What makes Donald Duck fall over?
Disney spells.
Who wears a cowboy hat and lives under the water?
Billy the squid.
Which famous painter always had a cold?
Van Cough.