What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner.
What object starts with "T" ends with "T" and is filled with "T"?
A teapot.
What did the egg say to the chef?
I'm too young to fry!
Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
What did one lightbulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.
How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
What do cars do when they go to a disco?
Brake dance.
If you are in the jungle how would you cook your steaks?
Under a gorilla.