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Humorous Jokes for Children - 2


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What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner.

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What object starts with "T" ends with "T" and is filled with "T"?
A teapot.

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What did the egg say to the chef?
I'm too young to fry!

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Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.

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When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!

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What did one lightbulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.

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How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.

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How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

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What do cars do when they go to a disco?
Brake dance.

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If you are in the jungle how would you cook your steaks?
Under a gorilla.


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