What does grass say when it is cut?
''I don't mow (know).''
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
Do mountains have ears?
Yes, they have mountaineers.
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.
What does the invisible man call his mother and father?
His transparents.
What keys are furry?
Monkeys.
What do you get if you cross a banana with a sheep?
A baa-nana.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left to go on a long journey?
Bison.
What do you call a ghost who only haunts the town hall?
The nightmayor.