Humorous Doctor Jokes - 6

An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse fell and broke her leg. After the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several weeks later, the doctor took off the cast.
''Can I climb stairs now?'' asked the little old lady. ''Yes,'' he replied. ''Thank goodness!'' she said. ''I'm sick and tired of shinnying up and down that drainpipe!''

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a banana.
Well, slip over there and peel your clothes off.

Doctor, doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a terrible pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.

Doctor, doctor, I've lost my memory.
When did it happen?
When did what happen?

Doctor, doctor I've become completely crazy about cricket.
How's that?
Not out!

Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks she's a swallow.
Tell her to come and see me.
I can't, she's already flown south for the winter.