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This is page 6 of 'Our Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Friday, February 16th, 2024 to Thursday, February 22nd, 2024.

Our Joke of the day for Thursday, February 22nd, 2024

What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.

Our Joke of the day for Wednesday, February 21st, 2024

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.

Our Joke of the day for Tuesday, February 20th, 2024

Why do dogs meditate?
They like to paws for thought.

Our Joke of the day for Monday, February 19th, 2024

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.

Our Joke of the day for Sunday, February 18th, 2024

A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty dollar bill and the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the cash register. The second bartender whispered to the first, "He's a bear, what does he know, shortchange him." The first bartender brings the bear $10 in change. A little while later the bartender starts talking to the bear and mentions, "We don't get many bears in this bar." The bear replies, "I'm not surprised, at $10 a beer I sure won't be back again....

Our Joke of the day for Saturday, February 17th, 2024

Customer: How long have you been working in this restaurant?
Waiter: Two weeks, sir.
Customer: Only two weeks. Well it can't have been you that took my order.

Our Joke of the day for Friday, February 16th, 2024

What do you call a sweater that bounces?
A bungee jumper.

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