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Our Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Our Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days.

You will also be able to view the archive from the past twelve weeks.

Our Joke of the day for Sunday, July 22nd, 2018

What agency tracks down lost vicars?
The Bureau of Missing Parsons.

Our Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Our Joke of the Day' listings. There are twelve pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

Here is page one of our archive and it currently covers from Sunday, July 15th, 2018 to Saturday, July 21st, 2018.

Our Joke of the day for Saturday, July 21st, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
I'm fine, how are you?

Our Joke of the day for Friday, July 20th, 2018

Did you hear about the cannibal that arrived late for a dinner party? He said, 'Am I late?'
They said, 'Yes, everybody's eaten.'

Our Joke of the day for Thursday, July 19th, 2018

Did you hear about the monster that ate a settee and two armchairs?
He had a suite tooth.

Our Joke of the day for Wednesday, July 18th, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo first, I'm scared.

Our Joke of the day for Tuesday, July 17th, 2018

This woman and her husband came out of the supermarket. She said, 'I'll put the shopping in the car and you get the baby.'
The husband said, 'Alright.' And off he went. A few minutes later he was back at the car.
The woman said, 'Hey, that's not our baby.'
The man said, 'Shut up, it's a better pram.'

Our Joke of the day for Monday, July 16th, 2018

I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law.
Did you have it put down?
No, of course not - I had its teeth sharpened.

Our Joke of the day for Sunday, July 15th, 2018

The airliner was accelerating down the runway for take off when it suddenly slowed down and turned back towards the terminal. It was two hours before it finally took off. A worried passenger asked a stewardess what had caused the delay.
She replied, "oh there's nothing to worry about. When we were about to take off the pilot heard one of the engines making a strange noise so he decided to return to the terminal. It took us a bit of time to find another pilot."


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