Humorous People Jokes

Definition of a bachelor: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun - and fun a lot more work.

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have obviously never tried to sleep in a room with a single mosquito.

Remember that paranoids are people too. They have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.

According to a recent survey by the Academy of Incomplete Research, nine out of ten people are