Humorous Questions

What can you keep even though you have given it to lots of people?
Your word.

What kind of rooms have no walls?
Mushrooms.

What is a permanent cure for dandruff?
Baldness.

Why don�t you ever see the newspaper headline "Psychic Wins the Lottery"?

Is a locomotive a crazy reason for doing something?

Is the life story of a car an autobiography?

Is death hereditary?

What should I take for kleptomania?

Does someone who only works part-time at a funeral home only work mournings?

Do nervous butterflies have people in their tummies?