Humorous Wedding and Marriage Jokes

He was a man who had a really inflated opinion of himself. At a party one night he was explaining how just smart he had been in his life. "Even in my marriage I was a winner, I married a very intelligent woman," he boasted. "My wife can talk for hours on any subject."
"Oh really?" said a bored listener. "My wife doesn't need a subject."

Submitted by: Will

A pessimist is a married optimist.

You could see that it was a very emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed all in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why is the groom wearing a black suit?"

The daughter, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

At a party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes, I am, that's because I married the wrong man."

I didn't discover what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late.

What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

'Are you fond of nuts?' 'Is this a marriage proposal?'

The kindest thing that I can say about my wife is that her in-laws are much nicer than mine.